More MLIA fuck. Im addicted.

Today, while doing laundry I came across a dilemma. I did not know whether to sort my zebra bra into the whites or the blacks. MLIA.

Today, I cleaned my sliding doors with windex and they looked great! Later on my annoying younger sister was playing tag with her friends and while looking straight at the doors she ran into them, thinking they were open. Thank you windex. MLIA


Today, I ordered a pizza online from Pizza Hut. For future references it wanted you to label the destination as home or work. I labeled mine as The Bat Cave. I got a call thirty minutes later with one of the delivery drivers saying, "Batman sir we have you're pizza and it's on the way." Greatest delivery service..ever. MLIA


Today my father and i went to the mall for some "bonding time." We decided to pull a prank on the mall Santa so he hid behind a tree that was there for decoration and i sat on Santa's lap (im a 16 year old male). When he asked me what i wanted for christmas i started to tear up and told him (with my best acting) that i wanted to see my daddy again. My dad leaped from behind the tree and screamed my name. We embraced crying. Santas face made my day. MLIA.


Lol.

MLIA

Yesterday, inspired by MLIA, I ate a banana at a stoplight and placed it in the middle of the street like in Mario Kart when the lights turned green. The guy in the only car at the stoplight almost drove on the other lane in order to run it over. We exchanged nods of approval. MLIA

Today, my Dad dropped the ball and told my little siblings that we're moving to Arizona this summer. My seven year old sister starts bawling. After about three hours, when we get her to calm down and tell us what her problem is, she says is a distressed voice, "I don't know how to speak Arizona." MLIA.


Today, it rained. As my mom was driving me home from work, she suddenly accelerated. When I asked her why, she told me, "I wanted to see how big I could make the splash when we went through that puddle." MLIA

Today I was helping my 92 year old grandma into bed for her nap. I usually have to turn her on one side to be more comfortable, so I asked her "What side do you want to be on?" She looked me straight in the eye and said in all seriousness, "The Dark Side." I love my grandma. MLIA.

Notes: MLIA = My Life is Average.

credits: Ping Lon.

sauce: http://mylifeisaverage.com/

Fireflies in niiiiiiiii*tuuuut* version.

Peter Chao for Christmas!

My Angels!

I WANT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma is a bitch.

You gotta adore these kids.