More MLIA fuck. Im addicted.

Today, while doing laundry I came across a dilemma. I did not know whether to sort my zebra bra into the whites or the blacks. MLIA.

Today, I cleaned my sliding doors with windex and they looked great! Later on my annoying younger sister was playing tag with her friends and while looking straight at the doors she ran into them, thinking they were open. Thank you windex. MLIA


Today, I ordered a pizza online from Pizza Hut. For future references it wanted you to label the destination as home or work. I labeled mine as The Bat Cave. I got a call thirty minutes later with one of the delivery drivers saying, "Batman sir we have you're pizza and it's on the way." Greatest delivery service..ever. MLIA


Today my father and i went to the mall for some "bonding time." We decided to pull a prank on the mall Santa so he hid behind a tree that was there for decoration and i sat on Santa's lap (im a 16 year old male). When he asked me what i wanted for christmas i started to tear up and told him (with my best acting) that i wanted to see my daddy again. My dad leaped from behind the tree and screamed my name. We embraced crying. Santas face made my day. MLIA.


Lol.

MLIA

Yesterday, inspired by MLIA, I ate a banana at a stoplight and placed it in the middle of the street like in Mario Kart when the lights turned green. The guy in the only car at the stoplight almost drove on the other lane in order to run it over. We exchanged nods of approval. MLIA

Today, my Dad dropped the ball and told my little siblings that we're moving to Arizona this summer. My seven year old sister starts bawling. After about three hours, when we get her to calm down and tell us what her problem is, she says is a distressed voice, "I don't know how to speak Arizona." MLIA.


Today, it rained. As my mom was driving me home from work, she suddenly accelerated. When I asked her why, she told me, "I wanted to see how big I could make the splash when we went through that puddle." MLIA

Today I was helping my 92 year old grandma into bed for her nap. I usually have to turn her on one side to be more comfortable, so I asked her "What side do you want to be on?" She looked me straight in the eye and said in all seriousness, "The Dark Side." I love my grandma. MLIA.

Notes: MLIA = My Life is Average.

credits: Ping Lon.

sauce: http://mylifeisaverage.com/

Fireflies in niiiiiiiii*tuuuut* version.

Peter Chao for Christmas!

My Angels!

I WANT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karma is a bitch.

You gotta adore these kids.

Mom said I could

One Republic - All The Right Moves

All the right friends in all the wrong places
So yeah, we're going down
They've got all the right moves in all the right faces
So yeah, we're going down

Just paint the picture of a perfect place
They've got it better than what anyone's told you
They'll be the King of Hearts, and you're the Queen of Spades
And we'll fight for you like we were your soldiers

I know we've got it good
But they've got it made
And the grass is getting greener each day
I know things are looking up
But soon they'll take us down
before anybody's knowing our name.

They've got all the right friends in all the right places
So yeah, we're going down
We've got all the right moves and all the wrong faces
So yeah, we're going down
They said, everybody knows, everybody knows where we're going
Yeah, we're going down
They said, everybody knows, everybody knows where we're going
Yeah, we're going down

Do you think I'm special?
Do you think I'm nice?
Am I bright enough to shine in your spaces?
Between the noise you hear
And the sound you like
Are we just sinking in an ocean of faces?

It can be possible that rain can fall,
Only when it's over our heads
The sun is shining everyday, but it's far away
All the world is dead.

They've got,
They've got all the right friends in all the wrong places
So yeah, we're going down
We've got all the right moves and and all the wrong faces
So yeah, we're going down

They said, everybody knows, everybody knows where we're going
Yeah, we're going down
They said, everybody knows, everybody knows where we're going
Yeah, we're going down

It doesn't matter what you see.
I know i could never be
Someone that looks like you.
It doesn't matter what you say
I know i could never face
someone that could sound like you.

All the right friends in all the wrong places
So yeah, we're going down
We've got all the right moves and all the wrong faces
So yeah, we're going down

All the right friends in all the wrong places
So yeah, we're going down
We've got all the right moves and all the wrong faces
So yeah, we're going down

They said, everybody knows everybody knows where we're going
Yeah we're going down
They said, everybody knows everybody knows where we're going
Yeah we're going down

Yeah we're going down
Yeah we're going down

All the right moves, hey
Yeah, we're going down
All the right moves, hey
Yeah, we're going down

This made me laughed.

The Storm Riders OST

The Storm Warriors suck big time. Fucking wasted RM10 and my time. Boring!

Know what to say those who planning to suicide?

Don't ever get conned. XD

Twilight Fans Get Punked - lollololololol dont effin click this i warned you

Emo

What do you do to convince your parents to let them know you are the last-minute-study type of person? I proved with results and yet they are not satisfied with it. Sigh, I hate arguments.

LMF is back =D

揸緊中指
by
LMF

Phat: MICROPHONE CHECK ONE
“的”起耳朵聽真 清晰嘅聲音向你腦袋進軍
一直都知自由係要去捍衛 不惜一切就算我地依然處於弱勢
奸商加狗官最叻係玩拑制 事實擺在眼前就冇“能”玩抹黑矇閉
強勢未倒下 頭顱未被斬下 有法治一日我地依然不怕
廹不得而大懶堂要出嚟申張正義 但係呢首歌嘅內容並冇牽涉到政治
我話你知個世界越係動盪 我地嘅思維就更加要懂得開放COME ON

一二兩隻手指,二! 二就只有自由兩個字
一無所有既鬥士
揸緊中指唔係你想咁易
一二兩隻手指,二! 二就只有自由兩個字
一無所有既鬥士
揸緊中指唔係你想像咁易

MC Yan: 我並唔認同你講既一切一切
　但我會悍衛　即使死不眼閉 並唔認為你所謂既需要克制　
會帶來公平　穩定壓倒一切 唔屈服於錢幣　唔怕照肺　
見權貴一樣照吠　正義係不顧一切
唔怕掲穿虛偽　住濁世繼續警世
唔會感到孤獨　為自由不枉一世
我知道世事無絕對既對與錯
就算我屌你亦無需要對號入座
我憤怒你無需要大驚小怪
亂鳩咁報導唔可以當做表態

一二兩隻手指,二! 二就只有自由兩個字
一無所有既鬥士
揸緊中指唔係你想咁易
一二兩隻手指,二! 二就只有自由兩個字
一無所有既鬥士
揸緊中指唔係你想像咁易

華: 你不要放棄 堅持到尾
自由要接棒 我地要靠晒你地
不管犧牲幾多 揸緊中指我道理
不自由無寧死 妥協 最後 失敗者只會係你
犧牲幾多 揸緊中指我道理

Kit: One 平等 一個 Freedom
不能容忍個世界點解變成咁
鬥爭不齗發生 太多狡猾聲音
為咗自由兩個字太多人無辜犧牲
One 平等. 一個 Freedom
為自由追尋同權力繼續繼續抗衡
不怨天尤人 自由不分富貧
平等自由應該屬於每一個人

一二兩隻手指,二! 二就只有自由兩個字
一無所有既鬥士
揸緊中指唔係你想咁易
一二兩隻手指,二! 二就只有自由兩個字
一無所有既鬥士
揸緊中指唔係你想 像咁易

一一二二兩隻手指,LIBERTY自由兩個字
一無所有所有既鬥士
揸緊中指


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Eat that Liverfools!